Baseball Limericks

Danny Ainge

SamM — Tue, 04 May 2010 16:28:42 +0000

I don’t want to be here, said Ainge
Methinks it’s time for a change
Rather than make double plays
For the lowly Blue Jays
I’ll be shooting from three-point range

Don Mattingly

SamM — Tue, 04 May 2010 16:27:12 +0000

Up to the plate stepped Mattingly
Twirling his bat enchantingly
If hitting is an art
Then Don was a Mozart
Or maybe a Rembrandt, you see

Bill Lee

SamM — Tue, 04 May 2010 16:26:46 +0000

There once was a pitcher named Lee
A mystery from which planet came he
Whether part of the human race
Or a descendent from outer space
His antics will live through history

Pete Rose

SamM — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:10:13 +0000

There once was a Red named Rose
Who had a myriad of foes
Neither the Mets second B
Nor A. Bartlett Giamotti
Ever thought him the nicest of fellows

Bernie Carbo

SamM — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:26:24 +0000

There once was a slugger named Carbo
An in-the-clutch swinging maestro
High as a kite
Every single night
His homers would land in the Congo