Baseball Limericks

The Minors in 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010 by TheUmpire 

For future autograph signers
It is no longer fun in the minors
HGH shown the door
Maple bats are no more
And we are already hearing some whiners

Big Mac

Thursday, November 12, 2009 by BenW 

The Cards will now learn from Big Mac
But is this a good or bad fact?
Won’t come clean about ‘roids
Everyone’s throwing stones,
Why mustn’t we cut him some slack?

(originally posted on Associated Content)

Ken Griffey, Jr

Thursday, November 12, 2009 by BenW 

Griffey’s not going to retire,
But will he stoke Mariner fire?
Hitting two-fourteen (.214)
If he doesn’t leave the scene,
Seattle fans will surely perspire

(originally posted on Associated Content)

Jim Riggleman

Thursday, November 12, 2009 by BenW 

Riggleman remains coach of the Nats
Having not worn out his welcome mat
Not an easy task
He better bring his flask,
Until that team learns to swing bats!

(originally posted on Associated Content)

Yankees Rback in Pennant Race

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 by LimeriTweets 

So the Yankees R back in 1stPlace
Defeating the TampaBayRays
..Things were looking bleak
..A 4-game losing streak
Bit they’re ready4 the PennantRace.

Albert Pujols

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 by TheUmpire 

If pitching a shutout is one of your goals
Show batters your pinpoint control
Finesse them beaucoup
But whatever you do
Don’t hang a curveball near Albert Pujols

Bud Selig

Monday, March 17, 2008 by SamM 

There once was a man named Selig
Who vied to be baseball’s bigwig
He couldn’t rely on class
To be among the top brass
So he slimed his way into the gig

Alex Rodriguez

Sunday, March 16, 2008 by SamM 

There once was a Yankee named Alex
Who neared the home run apex
He took his glove and his lumber
On holiday throughout October
Yet George kept sending the paychecks

Curt Schilling

Monday, November 26, 2007 by TheUmpire 

There once was a pitcher named Schilling
Whose Game 6 performance was thrilling
But many an eye
Thought it red dye
Not the blood it was claimed he was spilling

Barry Bonds

Wednesday, November 21, 2007 by TheUmpire 

There’s a slugger in baseball named Barry
Who hits homers so often it’s scary
But he gets annoyed
When you ask him ’bout